If you’re a soccer mom in Montclair, New Jersey then perhaps
baristanet.com is for you, but for anyone else in the world…this site is pointless.
The site, which was ranked #1 at
Placeblogger.com, is a combination gossip/news site that allows its readers to voice an active opinion on events in their town.
The stories on the site range from local robberies to community complaints as well as trivial facts such as what to do on Valentines Day. Every story has a number of comments from the residents of Montclair, which contributes to the entertainment of the site, especially for outside viewers.
In addition to the written blogging articles on the site, there are a number of videos capturing other events and issues within the town, such as leaf blowing. In this video the correspondent, Laura Mattia, interviews everyday people that are affected by the loud disturbances caused by leaf blowing. For example, Pat Kenschaft, an elderly resident, “Wants to give leaf blowers the shaft.”
Some of the most entertaining comments found on the site are under the article of what to do on Valentines day if you’re single. For example,
7. Whether for mailing or just for yourself, write a letter for someone you deem special. Or
9. Build a dual altar shrine that represents your life, one that holds your hopes and dreams for the future the other for those things that you would like to release and let go.
The real comedy comes from the comments found after the article, most of which have just a hint of sarcasm…
Comment from Debbie Glant:
11. Shut up and make me a chicken pot pie.
And get me a beer.
Comment from It ain't "lovelorn" it's freedom:
how about something healthy? while others are indulging in fattening cakes and chocolates, why not whip up a tasty vinegar dip and enjoy some farm fresh vegetables: carrots, celery and cauliflower.
An added treat (and the kids will really love this and "eat it up") is to dye the vegetables red with some harmless zero-calorie vegetable dye, to make Valentines Day a healthlicious holiday for your whole family.Comment from Dawg Lover:
"make Valentines Day a healthlicious holiday for your whole family"
Screw that.
Pancakes and Bacon for Breakfast
Deep fried hot dogs (from Amazing Hot Dogs) for lunch
Champagne, Tapanade, Shellfish Stew, creme brulee and strawberries for dinner (sex optional but recommended)This is a perfect example of conversations being provoked by blogging.
Despite our distaste and teasing of this blog, it provides a place for the local townies to communicate and become more informed about their place of residence.